Can we just. Take a moment and talk about this face?
I know the actual context. But okay. No. That right there? Taken OUT OF IT. Just on it’s own. Is a face of pure and utter sex. That is the face of a man who would like nothing more than to fuck you so hard you cannot think.
He looks like he wants to ravish someone. Hold them down and make them scream.
and you know what?
that is my sexual headcanon for Bruce Banner.
he’s not a shy guy in bed, he’s open, he’s willing, he’s rather dominant if you let him/ask him to be. Let’s face it, most people would like nothing more than to shove their cunt against his mouth and ride it or even stuff a dick between those two pretty lips and have him suck.
He’s about other peoples pleasure first though. Them, then him. He wants them to enjoy it.
He has the dirtiest mouth and he’ll use it when he knows when to use it so you’re begging him to fuck you.
….this is sexual TMI and you know what? I don’t even fucking care.
I’m noticing a lot of hate on everyone else on various headcanons. Caucasian!Cecil-fans hating on POC!Cecil-fans, while POC!Cecil-fans are hating on the Caucasian!Cecil-fans.
This is fucking ridiculous.
No ones headcanon is right, because, letsee, it’s headcanon.
So what if someone likes Native American Cecil! That’s cool. So what if someone likes African American Cecil with thick dread locks? Fucking awesome man. So what if someone likes pale, pasty white ass Cecil? Good for you! Tentacles, Third eye, Tattoos? NICE SWEET AWESOME.
Guess what’s not cool? Bitching about headcanons, making other people feel bad for liking different things. He’s purposely left vague and guess what? He very may well look exactly like the Voice Actor. Or he may just be a whisp of smoke in a plastic bag.
This is legit the reason I’m debating leaving the WTNV fandom.
Because I’m getting sick of the hate.
i am so sorry world. this was all because i was bored on swapnote. /face in hands. ps this was all sent to gray because ilu gray sob sob sob sob sob
WELCOME TO TROLL JESUS HATCHERY!
I’m your fancypancy host Signless and you can buy some pretty dragons right here! I specialize in a lot of things! Spirals/PCs and double gened babies! Plus I got a WC pair… and a, well… Ridge/Snapper pair!
Well, here are some rules.
Ⓧ Ping me! You’re going to need to ping me if I’m not around, sometimes I toddle off and forget about this! Trust me. I will forget.
Ⓧ I DO take donations, preferably of food. ):B
Ⓧ There are incentives to paying with boons!
Ⓧ Kindness will get you so far with me! (:B
Ⓧ It will be FIRST COME - FIRST SERVE. Say you reserve first, you get first pick. UNLESS… you pay with a boon!
So, here’s how I’m handling the pricing.
110T = 1G
Pearlcatchers - 80K or 727G, there is a reservation fee of 20K.
Spirals - 95k or 818G, there is a reservation fee of 25K.
Snappers - 100K or 909G, reservation fee of 35K
Ridgebacks - 80K or 727G, reservation fee of 20K
WC - 100K or 909G, reservation fee of 35K.
Double-gened Fae/Tundra/Guardian/Mirrors 40K or 363G. 10K Reservation fee.
Single Gene Fae/Tundra/Guardian/Mirror - 20K or 182G. 5K Reservation Fee!
Regular Fae/Tundra/Guardian/Mirror - 10-15K, no reservation fee, no gems.
Do you want to pay with boons? Well! Here’s what you can get!
Boon, well, I’ll price Boons at 363g. So you can get a free double-gened baby! OR. Have the 40K equivalent deducted from your total!
Time to move to the babies!
all 12 breeding pairs will be in that post!
This is really really late and I actually have closer to 600 now but at the time I didn’t have anything worthwile to give away WHOOPS
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME AND I HAVE COOL SHIT
and also am undertaking an epic quest to destabilize the FR market with cheap rare babies /ulterior…
new headcanon: cecil and carlos can both cook, but their styles are so goddamned different. neither like having the other in the kitchen. Cecil is really neat and tidy and cleans up along the way, Carlos is a messy guy who lives by his Mother’s “whoever doesn’t cook, cleans” rule.
carlos also really likes nuzzling into Cecil’s neck but only in private. However, he’s completely on board with public PDA.
whispers of a different sort
He’s flushed, staring down at the floor of the lab. Cecil’s voice rings through the air, telling the world (okay, really, it was only most of Night Vale, but that wasn’t the point) about how wonderful Carlos had looked in the moon light, leaving out the fact that he had Carlos on a few surfaces during the described moments.
sleep now sweet carlos, sleep
He can hear the sweet gasping of sweet Carlos, perfect Carlos that always tells him when Cecil’s about to come.
well, my take on carlos and cecil.
carlos is …. short-ish to me? Mexican, lots of scruff.
cecil oh god cecil, you fantastic bastard. taller than carlos, really really wide mouth, rectangle glasses and his hair does it’s own thing. i also agree he has the moving tattoos. and yeah, probably tentadicks. HOWEVER. i do think he can switch one for the other? kinda like shifting in and out of forms. carlos likes either.
I’m taking SciBFs drabble requests, you may get porn, you may not. IDEK. they’ll all be posted to scienceboyfriendsfromtheheart
‘I need your help with an experiment. And if you help, I’ll give you a gummy worm.’
I need to stop -_-
don’t you mean that tony needs to stop being a gummyworm? i mean… teddybear might be a bit cranky now that the fandom likes gummyworms. it will be a thing.
(tony is special okay.)
Friggin loads of ‘gummy worm’ stuff everywhere, Bruce is not amused. He doesn’t want it to be a thing, he wants it to be their thing.
they were the original gummy worm enthusiasts.
(all i can hear is really bad Billy Joel. halp.)
recently watched iron man 1 & 2 with grayDEBATING WATCHING IM1 AGAIN CRIES
People should consider LOVING ME.
If someone will just tesser over here I will CUDDLE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM and we can PAINT OUR NAILS and I will READ THEM STORIES.
baby, i’d love to. you can be the fuzzy blue hottie to my sweet red headed hot head that has a boyfriend that’s a super nutcase.
oh craig. oh craig. ALSO /HUGS HI.